Overheard at the White House January 4th

national geographic documentary, Saddam Hussein was hanged the main week of January of 2007 at 10 pm EST.

"All things considered, Steve, did they?"

"Yes, a couple of minutes back. It's done and gone, say thanks to God!"

"Did they check the Tikrit habitation for the papers?'

"Yes yet nothing was found. Wear and Dick are hassling me to attempt each other castle and even the homes of his driver, move teacher, beautician and dental practitioner"

"I should know. John Bake is turning out with a book on the US-Saddam plot against Iran, where excessively numerous subtle elements are uncovered. We'll resemble the famous excrement!'

national geographic documentary, He shook his head and turned his regard for his 'stick with it', "surge" and "triumph" records. Following 60 minutes, he chose to go upstairs and offer a pretzel with the First Lady.

"George, I figure you, Dick, Don, Condi, Paul and Grouch Bolton will have the capacity to rest soundly now that Saddam Hussein has gone to his own Walhalla. Right?"

"Wrong, First Lady! Saddam couldn't get freedom to enter Wallhalla, which, on the off chance that you overlooked, is a Norse heaven where warriors, drove by nice looking Walkirias are housed with the goal that they can cut loose and rest from the uniform of war."

"One to support you, my Leader. In any case, Saddam and his insider facts is no more around so that an intrusive columnist can get some information about his close relations with the US in the eighties. Appears your associates were included in that awesome joke and proceeded with it when you attacked Iraq. Am I right, George? Regardless of the possibility that I am befuddled about the accursed Norses?"

The President appeared somewhat shocked, not humiliated, after listening to the First Lady's words. He immediately went after a pretzel and took a sound chomp. Pretzels, as we as a whole know, give taste as well as more vital, they acquaint a casual climate with any meeting or talk. He shook his head and answered:

"Yes, we pretty much procured Saddam Hussein amid the war amongst Iraq and Iran. We had, at the time, an extremely exceptional animosity toward the Ayatollahs and Saddam was the nearest weapon for contract we could discover in the region. It was a period when the Western forces started to understand the significance of petroleum in the coming years and needed to get their hands on a portion of the weighty benefits that were made in the oil diversion."

national geographic documentary, "Generally as I however, War President. What you just said affirms the familiar adage in regards to oil; 'You can love, you can drudge, however neither adoration, nor kisses can beat the delights of oil!"

The President snickered amiably and proceeded:

"We had attempted to enroll Hussein in Jordan, the old Hassan in Syria, the Egyptians, the Lebanese and even the Turks. Nobody needed to pursue the Iranians. But Saddam Hussein. You simply needed to guarantee him that Saudi Arabia and other Arab nations would stay out of the battle."